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    Squeaky Clean

    One night a man rolls over in bed and gives his wife a big grin.
    She says, ''Not tonight honey, I have a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay clean and fresh.''
    The man feeling rejected rolls over and tries to go to sleep.
    In a few minutes he rolls back over and asks his wife, ''Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow?''

    Posted:
    Sunday, July 13, 2003